Hello, little streetpeasants. Welcome back, all you Bolsheviks who happened to see this website last year. If you are a brand new comrade, then welcome to the New Soviet Union! We are a group of highly specialized communists who are in constant warfare against things like firewalls, walls, Wal-mart, Obama, Bill Nye the Russian spy, comrade Yin, the NSA, the US government, random space aliens, and, most importantly, dirty Capitalist pigs.
